Example deck
Riley Chen
iOS engineer
โOut of office, spirituallyโ
Frontend
Honolulu
iOS engineer ยท Honolulu
Your toxic trait (keep it work-safe)
My standup is at 5 AM and I make it everyone's problem.
The hill you'll die on
Pineapple on pizza. I live in Hawaii, it's the law.
What's your Roman Empire?
Whether I could beat a goose in a fight. I could.
Your autobiography title
Sorry, I Was on Mute
Tyler Brooks
Backend engineer
โFixed it in prod. Don't ask.โ
Backend
Atlanta
Backend engineer ยท Atlanta
I say "quick question" and then share my screen for 45 minutes.
If it's not in the ticket, it doesn't exist.
The Roman Empire. I'm normal about it.
It Works on My Machine: A Memoir
Ava Martinez
Frontend engineer
โCentering divs since 2019โ
Austin
Frontend engineer ยท Austin
I leave 40 "nit:" comments and approve anyway.
Dark mode isn't a setting, it's a personality.
A CSS bug from 2022 that fixed itself. I think about it daily.
Delulu Is the Solulu: Shipping on Fridays
Ethan Cole
Site reliability engineer
โOn call. Emotionally too.โ
Portland
Site reliability engineer ยท Portland
I reply "k" and mean it with my whole heart.
It's always DNS. Even when it isn't.
Whether the server room is haunted. It is.
Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?
Zoe Kim
Product designer
โLowkey obsessed with 4px gridsโ
Design
Brooklyn
Product designer ยท Brooklyn
I'll make a Figma file for your grocery list.
The logo does not need to be bigger.
Why every app turned beige. I'm investigating.
Can You Make It Pop? And Other Horror Stories
Noah Patel
Data engineer
โAsk me about my spreadsheets (please)โ
Chicago
Data engineer ยท Chicago
I make a chart for every argument I'm losing.
Deep dish is a casserole and that's okay.
The one row in prod that's still null.
VLOOKUP and Other Love Languages
Hannah Reed
Engineering manager
โProfessional meeting cancelerโ
Denver
Engineering manager ยท Denver
I say "no pressure" and there is a little pressure.
This meeting could have been a Slack message.
The 2019 offsite karaoke incident.
Let's Take This Offline: A Love Story
Mia Torres
QA engineer
โI break things professionallyโ
Seattle
QA engineer ยท Seattle
I find the bug at 4:58 PM on a Friday. And I tell everyone.
If I can break it in 3 clicks, it's not done.
The bug that only happens on Tuesdays. It's been 2 years.
Steps to Reproduce: A Love Story
Team dark mode ๐ ยท 7 of 8
Team 4,281 unread ๐ฌ ยท 5 of 8
Team camera off ๐ ยท 5 of 8
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